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bubblegumguru: superpsyguy: blizooka: solidjake: prismaya: suckmyphallus: andrewhussiesanimewaifu: dovestrodor: Cool, sweet, wino glassWhy art thou so fucking cold?You are a cold glass.  George R. R. MartinYour books are so very longBig fucking boxset Oh, my closet door I hate that damn piece of shit It stubs my damn toe. Empty bottle cries Why did you drink me so fast? Caffiene addict yearns. Annoying device Creating a high pitched sound Kazoo, fuck yourself. oh, bowser statue. regal king of the koopas. i love you so much. Yoshi in a cup Look onto me with your eyes Your shell doth unzip Oh purple desk lamp Treasure of Walmart clearance I never use you phone about to die because I never charge you good lord I’m lazy

bubblegumguru:

superpsyguy:

blizooka:

solidjake:

prismaya:

suckmyphallus:

andrewhussiesanimewaifu:

dovestrodor:

Cool, sweet, wino glass
Why art thou so fucking cold?
You are a cold glass. 

George R. R. Martin
Your books are so very long
Big fucking boxset

Oh, my closet door

I hate that damn piece of shit

It stubs my damn toe.

Empty bottle cries

Why did you drink me so fast?

Caffiene addict yearns.

Annoying device

Creating a high pitched sound

Kazoo, fuck yourself.

oh, bowser statue.

regal king of the koopas.

i love you so much.

Yoshi in a cup

Look onto me with your eyes

Your shell doth unzip

Oh purple desk lamp

Treasure of Walmart clearance

I never use you

phone about to die

because I never charge you

good lord I’m lazy

(Source: frontrowbitches)

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